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Female. John Green is my spirit animal. Norway/England. Until the end.

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plantvibes:

‎(✿ノ◡‿◡)ノ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧ reminder that if u can’t get out of bed today that’s okay and if u feel like crying on public transportation that’s okay and if u got a bad mark on a test that’s okay because there are still so many forests to explore and cities to get lost in and dogs to pet and u are only a small star in a big universe and u are doing so well

Soon ready for Ireland! 👣🌏

Soon ready for Ireland! 👣🌏

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super-who-locked-in:

highfunctioning-homosapien:

itspretentious:

sherlocked-inside-the-tardis:

steve-rogers-butt:

Watching “Last of the Time Lords” and happened to pause on this frame.

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And then I was like

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Holy fuck

we are the bbc and we have one good location and dammit we’re going to USE IT

Welcome to the BBC where we have 2 locations, 10 actors and 3 props, enjoy your stay.

and 1 tie

(Source: coltonfuckinghaynes)

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(Source: danascullys)

iwontbewaitingforyou:

So I noticed something

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iwontbewaitingforyou:

So I noticed something

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monkeysaysficus:

etsy:

The Art of Staying Aloft: a photo series by Gloria Wilson of Small Mysteries.

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denaerys:

james and lily are dating and lily doesn’t understand why james is always acting so pissed when hogsmeade’s black stray dog comes up to them demanding to be cuddled and played with

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huffingtonpost:

What happened when strangers saw a little boy shivering outside without a coat.  See the full video here.

(Source: youtube.com)

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themaidenofthetree:

Frozen + I bet you thought that was gonna be about a boy.

mad-detective-in-the-impala:

tropius:

loathsomeness:

tropius:

loathsomeness:

tropius:

quoms:

looks like bhutan is on my shit list now. i have my eyes on you

whats that country next to canada thats red?

america

no next to, not under.

it’s Alaska, its a state in america

no i know what america is but whats that country next to canada though its on the side

No seriously, that’s alaska. It’s an american state.
Oh jesus christ someone get john green

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mad-detective-in-the-impala:

tropius:

loathsomeness:

tropius:

loathsomeness:

tropius:

quoms:

looks like bhutan is on my shit list now. i have my eyes on you

whats that country next to canada thats red?

america

no next to, not under.

it’s Alaska, its a state in america

no i know what america is but whats that country next to canada though its on the side

No seriously, that’s alaska. It’s an american state.

Oh jesus christ someone get john green

(Source: lookatthisfuckingoppressor)

fuzzbutt07:

setsunie:

rudiecantfailtomakeyouorgasm:

Such a good dog. “Ok little human I’ll wait here while you go play in the puddle.”

he places the leash down on the ground so carefully

Oh my god the cute

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fuzzbutt07:

setsunie:

rudiecantfailtomakeyouorgasm:

Such a good dog. “Ok little human I’ll wait here while you go play in the puddle.”

he places the leash down on the ground so carefully

Oh my god the cute

(Source: choriflaiweb)

thewholockedarmyinitiative:

keepalive66:

pabus-tail:

strawberryvespers:

well-im-the-lord-of-time:

passthecocaine:


Yeah but can you imagine:
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Sorcerer’s Stone
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Chamber of Secrets
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Prisoner of Azkaban 
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Goblet of Fire
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Order of the Pheonix
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Half-Blood Prince
Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Deathly Hallows
Has a nice ring to it


ACTUAL PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN
JAMES WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH PADFOOT

ACTUALY PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE
NEVERMIND THAT, HE ALSO GOT FREAKY WITH SNAPE.

ACTUAL PROOF THAT I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX
THE ENTIRE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX
JAMES
I HOPE YOU USED PROTECTION

IT’S ON MY DASH AGAIN

BRB DYING OF LAUGHTER

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thewholockedarmyinitiative:

keepalive66:

pabus-tail:

strawberryvespers:

well-im-the-lord-of-time:

passthecocaine:

Yeah but can you imagine:

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Sorcerer’s Stone

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Chamber of Secrets

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Prisoner of Azkaban 

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Goblet of Fire

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Order of the Pheonix

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Half-Blood Prince

Actual Proof I had sex with Lily Evans and The Deathly Hallows

Has a nice ring to it

ACTUAL PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN

JAMES WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH PADFOOT

ACTUALY PROOF I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE

NEVERMIND THAT, HE ALSO GOT FREAKY WITH SNAPE.

ACTUAL PROOF THAT I HAD SEX WITH LILY EVANS AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX

THE ENTIRE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX

JAMES

I HOPE YOU USED PROTECTION

IT’S ON MY DASH AGAIN

BRB DYING OF LAUGHTER

(Source: zuckerwattetraum)

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artbymoga:

Most importantly: you’re stronger than you think.

http://flabberlass.tumblr.com/post/77272286162/waywardvagabondslilcousin-a-woman-has-twins-and

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waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells…

(Source: bladetheroosterteethfanguy)

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heymstee:

Saw the top picture today (whoever that teacher is, you are amazing. Thanks for posting it) and got inspired to make my own, but a small linoleum block version.

Literally none of my students appreciate this joke. I shall nerd-laugh to myself then.